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There are like three games in Gran Turismo 7 and I don’t really love any of them. The first game, the main game, the one you spend the
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I had a girlfriend who would eat the meat straight out of the sausage casing. That’s not a euphemism for anything, she would literally get the BBQ Sausages
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The RTS is a victim of evolutionary biology. The not-so-humble dinosaur was too big to maintain its size both nutritionally and structurally, so it evolved smaller and smaller
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The Review Play Inscryption. The In-Depth Review Inscryption is a weird-horror-themed deck-building roguelike from Daniel Mullins, the creator of the weird-horror-themed Pony Island and The Hex, which I
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You're Colt Vahn, a guy who wakes up on a beach in Blackreef and finds out he's living out the same day over and over forever. And, more
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War It’s odd that the Battlefield series hasn’t had more pretenders to the throne. Other titans in the First Person Shooter genre are flattered with mimicry — TF2
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The phrase "first impressions are everything" has always annoyed me. It's boomer wisdom, the sort of knowledge best imparted by bumper stickers. The sort of shallow catchcry that
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My youtube algorithm recommends three things based on what it knows about me. It recommends sports documentaries and highlight compilations because I watch too much Secret Base and
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Windbound is a survival game with a side of narrative, a procedurally generated island-hopper built off the back of some extremely enjoyable wave-physics that collide with some extremely
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As discussed in Episode 528, in lieu of a more formal review (which I am incapable of doing because I am too sweaty at my core) I present
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