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The phrase "first impressions are everything" has always annoyed me. It's boomer wisdom, the sort of knowledge best imparted by bumper stickers. The sort of shallow catchcry that
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My youtube algorithm recommends three things based on what it knows about me. It recommends sports documentaries and highlight compilations because I watch too much Secret Base and
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Windbound is a survival game with a side of narrative, a procedurally generated island-hopper built off the back of some extremely enjoyable wave-physics that collide with some extremely
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As discussed in Episode 528, in lieu of a more formal review (which I am incapable of doing because I am too sweaty at my core) I present
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Back at the turn of the century I played a lot of Quake 3 Arena. Like, a lot of it. And if you played a lot of Quake
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"These people are psychos," quips Dina, my girlfriend, as we make our way through the streets of Seattle. Our faces are covered in blood. It's not ours. Dina
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I remember a couple of years ago I played Bloodborne for review. It was difficult. Bloodborne was basically the same as Dark Souls except different. You know, like
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Marvel’s Spider-Man is the game that Spidey fans have been waiting for. When Rocksteady released the first installment of the Batman: Arkham series in 2009, it raised the
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Detroit: Become Human is a game about robots that has literally nothing interesting to say about robots. In fact, robots are just a stand-in here — they excuse
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As a Blacksmith’s son and one of the few survivors of a ransacked Bohemian village, life is hard. What helps is that your local liege lord sees a
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